007 – It’s Magic
Dec18
on December 18, 2012
at 12:00 am
Keanu Reeves isn’t so bad, he’s just always stoned.
Also, one of the first miscommunications. I wrote that third panel in the Blambot font Dark Arts, but since Paul didn’t have that one, it just defaulted to normal.
Keanu Reeves is just misunderstood. He acts in small ways, subtle changes of inflection and posture and quick, minute movements of the face. It’s probably distracting when he’s energetically running around, shooting and doing kung fu with the most physical actors in Hollywood, but it shouldn’t be hard to look past that.
I find it weird that The Matrix somehow gave him a reputation for not acting when what he does is play the part of a socially awkward programmer who gets stuck with ridiculous Jesus-level responsibilities in a ridiculous videogame-like world perfectly. And might I add quite differently to how he acts in other movies, where he plays different characters.
Actually, that “bigger boobs” spell shouldn’t have worked because you didn’t use Bastardized Latin.